I am never riding sober or wearing a helmet again

[BBB]

So I should do a shot before the next time I ride your bike without gear, right Lurch darling?

[StromBusa]

Prolly should stand on the seat & wear a propeller beanie and speedo. No confirmed fatalities using this method.

[notright]

Always bro.

But let's be honest neither you nor I would make very good looking women.

Atleast with the tinfoil on your head you could tell everyone you were getting highlites.