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Holy *** Larry Harvey *** CINNAMON BUN! LOOK & SEE! NOT A HOAX!! THIS IS NO JOKE! PLEASE EBAY DO NOT REMOVE THIS GENUINE ITEM of HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE TO THE BURNINGMAN COMMUNITY. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY FOR THIS ONE OF A KIND CINNAMON BUN THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY LIKE THE FOUNDER OF BURNINGMAN *** LARRY HARVEY ***. It is a MIRACLE!!!!!!!! The BUN was BOUGHT LAST YEAR at Stonestown mall on the DAY OF *** LARRY HARVEY'S BIRTHDAY *** We brought the Bun home with some OTHER THINGS we'd bought and when we OPENED OUR BAG, we saw that the CINNAMON BUN looked EXACTLY LIKE *** LARRY HARVEY *** COMPLETE with a cigarette and STETSON! HOLY JUMPING JEEHOZEPHAT were we excited to have BEEN BLESSED WITH such a MIRACLE. IT IS a HOLY HOLY HOLY BUN and it found its way to YOU THROUGH US! We DID NOT WANT THIS TO GET OUT RIGHT AWAY because WE DID NOT WANT EVERYONE TO GET EXCITED JUST YET, so we stored the BUN in a a BOX that was coated with playa dust and by the very HAND OF GOD, the BUN has not molded or become stale while it has been in OUR POSSESSION. IT is still sticky and smells good, just like LARRY HARVEY HIMSELF. We have been very FORTUNATE since we came into POSSESSION of the *** HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** . My wife has WON MONEY at CASINOS and I WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CURED OF a PALSY that caused my upper lip to QUIVER in ADDITION to HAVING MY PILES DISAPPEAR WITH NO MEDICATION ADMINISTERED. Now we would like to GIVE YOU the OPPORTUNITY TO OWN this *** HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** and to RECEIVE ITS BLESSINGS!!!!! I REPEAT, this is NOT A JOKE! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. PLEASE DO NOT POST INSENSITIVE INQUIRIES TO THIS SERIOUS BURNING MAN BUN. DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND. This is A SIGN FROM GOD THAT WE are all FORTUNATE enough to see IN OUR LIFETIME. THIS ITEM is not meant for HUMAN CONSUMPTION. It should be stored somewhere safe from BURGLARS or CHILDREN and we ENTREAT you to SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD so that they may ALSO LOOK UPON THE MOST HOLY HEAD OF *** LARRY HARVEY *** IN THIS HOLY HOLY HOLY CINNAMON BUN. disclaimer: seller makes no guarantee that the HOLY LARRY HARVY BUN will not mold or become stale once it is in your possession or that you will win money or be cured of any maladies.
Holy *** Larry Harvey *** CINNAMON BUN! LOOK & SEE! NOT A HOAX!! THIS IS NO JOKE! PLEASE EBAY DO NOT REMOVE THIS GENUINE ITEM of HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE TO THE BURNINGMAN COMMUNITY. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY FOR THIS ONE OF A KIND CINNAMON BUN THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY LIKE THE FOUNDER OF BURNINGMAN *** LARRY HARVEY ***. It is a MIRACLE!!!!!!!! The BUN was BOUGHT LAST YEAR at Stonestown mall on the DAY OF *** LARRY HARVEY'S BIRTHDAY *** We brought the Bun home with some OTHER THINGS we'd bought and when we OPENED OUR BAG, we saw that the CINNAMON BUN looked EXACTLY LIKE *** LARRY HARVEY *** COMPLETE with a cigarette and STETSON! HOLY JUMPING JEEHOZEPHAT were we excited to have BEEN BLESSED WITH such a MIRACLE. IT IS a HOLY HOLY HOLY BUN and it found its way to YOU THROUGH US! We DID NOT WANT THIS TO GET OUT RIGHT AWAY because WE DID NOT WANT EVERYONE TO GET EXCITED JUST YET, so we stored the BUN in a a BOX that was coated with playa dust and by the very HAND OF GOD, the BUN has not molded or become stale while it has been in OUR POSSESSION. IT is still sticky and smells good, just like LARRY HARVEY HIMSELF. We have been very FORTUNATE since we came into POSSESSION of the *** HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** . My wife has WON MONEY at CASINOS and I WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CURED OF a PALSY that caused my upper lip to QUIVER in ADDITION to HAVING MY PILES DISAPPEAR WITH NO MEDICATION ADMINISTERED. Now we would like to GIVE YOU the OPPORTUNITY TO OWN this *** HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** and to RECEIVE ITS BLESSINGS!!!!! I REPEAT, this is NOT A JOKE! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. PLEASE DO NOT POST INSENSITIVE INQUIRIES TO THIS SERIOUS BURNING MAN BUN. DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND. This is A SIGN FROM GOD THAT WE are all FORTUNATE enough to see IN OUR LIFETIME. THIS ITEM is not meant for HUMAN CONSUMPTION. It should be stored somewhere safe from BURGLARS or CHILDREN and we ENTREAT you to SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD so that they may ALSO LOOK UPON THE MOST HOLY HEAD OF *** LARRY HARVEY *** IN THIS HOLY HOLY HOLY CINNAMON BUN. disclaimer: seller makes no guarantee that the HOLY LARRY HARVY BUN will not mold or become stale once it is in your possession or that you will win money or be cured of any maladies.
