Favourite Joke?
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Some math jokes ...
Pie!!! Get it??
Pie!!! Get it??
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I think I’m screwed! | Gen 2 Busa Information
I’m 95% finished with putting on the new 240 swingarm. Took it for a quick spin last night and noticed the suspension was too stiff. I’m in the process of taking the shock out to lighten the pre-load and then I see this. I don’t know what would cause this. I torqued the bolt down to factory...
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My new favorite joke is the Toyota Supra. Such a shame what they did with that car.
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Hi Boost Supra VS Modded Busa. VID | General Bike Related Topics
This was posted on Supraforums. http://www.badassride.com/videos/supra_hayabusa.wmv LET THE FLAMES BEGIN....HAHHAH I have both these vehicles, so i am happy either way.
I dunno, it evolved I guess, it looks like a pretty serious car.
Would I own one? Probably not, would I drive one to check it out? certainly...
…..a fella goes into a Dr's office, he meets with the Dr and says
"Doc, it really hurts when I touch my leg, my head, shoulder and foot....do you think something is seriously wrong with me?"
the Dr examines him for a second..."Nope, you've got a broken finger..."
"Doc, it really hurts when I touch my leg, my head, shoulder and foot....do you think something is seriously wrong with me?"
the Dr examines him for a second..."Nope, you've got a broken finger..."
A bunch of cowboys sit outside a saloon as another cowboy rides up and ties up his horse.
That cowboy goes around and kisses his horse's arse.
Astonished, the other cowboys ask him what the heck was that for?
He says "Chapped lips"
They say "does that cure them"
He says, "nope, keeps me from licking them"
That cowboy goes around and kisses his horse's arse.
Astonished, the other cowboys ask him what the heck was that for?
He says "Chapped lips"
They say "does that cure them"
He says, "nope, keeps me from licking them"
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I went and checked it out. It looks like a Miata in size and funny looking next to a Mustang that was next to it. I got inside and at 6'3 I was so SO cramped. My Corvette is HUGE compared to this car inside. I researched the engine and realized its just a BMW motor in there. Nothing like the 2JZ's from the past. This car will not become a legend.
...in that case, they dropped the ball on this car...the older ones were legendary...
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Supra beats Busa | General Bike Related Topics
I just saw this I hope it's not a repost... http://videos.streetfire.net/video....9e3.htm
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A Doctor says to his patient “Mr. Smith I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masterbating.”
“Why?” Says the patient.
“Because I am trying to talk to you.”
“Why?” Says the patient.
“Because I am trying to talk to you.”
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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A bear (probably from the Charmin commercial) and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods....
The bear said to the rabbit "do you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied "nope"
The bear said "good" and then picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with him..
The bear said to the rabbit "do you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied "nope"
The bear said "good" and then picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with him..
Got told this yesterday by a 7 yr old neighbour girl.
A cat and dog lived with the same owners.
One day the cat noticed the dog was tied up on a leash.
He said "why are you tied up?"
The dog said "because they want YOU to run away"
All I could do was laugh especially with the expressions on her face...
A cat and dog lived with the same owners.
One day the cat noticed the dog was tied up on a leash.
He said "why are you tied up?"
The dog said "because they want YOU to run away"
All I could do was laugh especially with the expressions on her face...
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