Ok it starts off with coming out of my bedroom and turning to go down the hall when I see a BAT flying right at me... so I hit the floor crawl in to the spare room and get the mesh dirty clothes bag and go back to the hallway and caught the bat in it ... So now everyone is freaked out here,except me holding the bat down with the mesh bag.Stupid me didn't plan ahead so I am sitting there with a bat pinned to the floor.So I look down and saw my sock and thought,Hmm a carrying bag ...lol
Well it sounded good at first till we went outside to let it go,It held on and would not let go for nothing.Morning now over it is 1pm and bat is now free.
2pm - Call from police department(and yes I thought it was about me speeding lol) Dispatcher says there is reports that a large bird is causeing trouble for motorists on the highway,I said "Oh FU*K" and hung up on her.
I raise Emus and they can stand up over 6.5 feet tall and 130 lbs and can run at 45 mph .... Mean A$$ BIRDS .... So I spend the next 2 hours luring an Emu to a corner and another hour getting it to move 2 blocks and then it bolts and I start to nose dive and decide to tuck and roll and take the bird with me for the ride. Now I am laying on the ground with my legs tieing up his legs with feathers all over the place and trying to call for some help on the cell phone.10 minutes later I get the call made. No answer,Voice-mail. So now 30 minutes go by and finally someone shows up.
Ahhh, the day of bad luck is done ..... NOT ..... I call for pizza and they bring the wrong one, now I am not a happy camper at all and I get me a beer out of the icebox and head to the TV room,sit on the couch (leather) and yep you guessed it...Beer everywhere,someone had knocked it out of the fridge and put it right in front for me....
Day over June 30th,2005
Well it sounded good at first till we went outside to let it go,It held on and would not let go for nothing.Morning now over it is 1pm and bat is now free.
2pm - Call from police department(and yes I thought it was about me speeding lol) Dispatcher says there is reports that a large bird is causeing trouble for motorists on the highway,I said "Oh FU*K" and hung up on her.
I raise Emus and they can stand up over 6.5 feet tall and 130 lbs and can run at 45 mph .... Mean A$$ BIRDS .... So I spend the next 2 hours luring an Emu to a corner and another hour getting it to move 2 blocks and then it bolts and I start to nose dive and decide to tuck and roll and take the bird with me for the ride. Now I am laying on the ground with my legs tieing up his legs with feathers all over the place and trying to call for some help on the cell phone.10 minutes later I get the call made. No answer,Voice-mail. So now 30 minutes go by and finally someone shows up.
Ahhh, the day of bad luck is done ..... NOT ..... I call for pizza and they bring the wrong one, now I am not a happy camper at all and I get me a beer out of the icebox and head to the TV room,sit on the couch (leather) and yep you guessed it...Beer everywhere,someone had knocked it out of the fridge and put it right in front for me....
Day over June 30th,2005
