The owner of a pharmacy came back from lunch one day and noticed a man leaning his head against the wall and holding his stomach.
He asked the new guy, "What's up with him?"
"Oh, him? Well, he came in here asking for a cough suppressant so I made him drink a bottle of Ex-Lax."
"EX-LAX?!!!" screamed the pharmacist. "You CAN'T cure a cough with Ex-Lax!"
"Sure you can," said the new guy. "See? He's afraid to cough!"
He asked the new guy, "What's up with him?"
"Oh, him? Well, he came in here asking for a cough suppressant so I made him drink a bottle of Ex-Lax."
"EX-LAX?!!!" screamed the pharmacist. "You CAN'T cure a cough with Ex-Lax!"
"Sure you can," said the new guy. "See? He's afraid to cough!"