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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas.
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>> > Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
> on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
>> >
>> > He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
> different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
>> >
>> > Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
> back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
>> >
>> > Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
> different now?"
>> >
>> > Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow."
>> >
>> > Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
> BESSIE? ....IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!!!!!!"
>> >
>> > To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray . Shoulda
> bought a hat."
>>
>> >
>> > Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
> on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
>> >
>> > He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
> different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
>> >
>> > Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
> back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
>> >
>> > Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
> different now?"
>> >
>> > Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow."
>> >
>> > Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
> BESSIE? ....IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!!!!!!"
>> >
>> > To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray . Shoulda
> bought a hat."
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