Bob & the blonde:

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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.The news crew
was covering the story of a man on the ledge of
a large building preparing to jump.




The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the
bar,the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off
the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob."Fair's fair.
Here's your money."




Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this
earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd
do it again."

Bob took the money.


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