Finally a blonde GUY joke!!!

BaybeBusa04

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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building.

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If
I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
 
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PAY BACK FOR ALL THE BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
I had to stand up for Michelle and myself! Did you guys think I was gonna let you run this place or something?
Thats why I keep you all doped up...then you wont really notice when I take over!!! hahahahahahahhahaha
 
ok not to high jack your thread but i have another blonde guy joke, kinda dirty,but here it goes

why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
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because their boyfreinds blonde too.......now you can boo me
 
either gender..... a blonde girl(boy) is looking across a lake and sees another blonde girl(boy) on the other side. Cocking her(his) head she(he) yells out " hey, how do you get on the other side?" thinking for a moment, the other blonde yells out "you are on the other side".
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