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Biggest moron I've seen on a bike yet
Riding along today, guy on V-twin honda cruiser riding idiotic (aggressive to the point of stupid dangerous), no helmet or glasses...no face protection of any kind.
We stop at a light, he reaches down in traffic and pulls out some kind of redneck cell phone. I say redneck casue he had some coat hanger thingy on it, in the shape of a loop about 6-8 inches above the phone. Maybe it's to hook on his bike somewhere while he's riding.
Procedes to talk on the phone, light turns green. Starts riding his bike (in the same manner listed above) one handed, shifting cluthcless (cause his onther hand is holding the phone) etc., while tailgaiting cars and talking on the phone, weaving between lanes etc.
My God, I hope he hasn't had the chance to breed yet.
The Gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve?
All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
Riding along today, guy on V-twin honda cruiser riding idiotic (aggressive to the point of stupid dangerous), no helmet or glasses...no face protection of any kind.
We stop at a light, he reaches down in traffic and pulls out some kind of redneck cell phone. I say redneck casue he had some coat hanger thingy on it, in the shape of a loop about 6-8 inches above the phone. Maybe it's to hook on his bike somewhere while he's riding.
Procedes to talk on the phone, light turns green. Starts riding his bike (in the same manner listed above) one handed, shifting cluthcless (cause his onther hand is holding the phone) etc., while tailgaiting cars and talking on the phone, weaving between lanes etc.
My God, I hope he hasn't had the chance to breed yet.
The Gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve?
All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
