I got this from another forum:
Another Christmas funny...
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a stretched turbo busa and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn busa, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The busa erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four kawi pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that busa gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
but that busas a monster and im scared of that thing ,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillight as it gets smaller,
The rider backs off just to give me a holler,
You can't win them all, he says in a fling,
You may not win any, with that silly little thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..it will be a better night
Another Christmas funny...
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a stretched turbo busa and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn busa, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The busa erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four kawi pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that busa gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
but that busas a monster and im scared of that thing ,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillight as it gets smaller,
The rider backs off just to give me a holler,
You can't win them all, he says in a fling,
You may not win any, with that silly little thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..it will be a better night
