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My tune must be bad or something since last time I rode with my buddy on his ZX-12R we both got right around 30 mpg with stock gears and, we both just about ran out of gas at the same time. We were riding right along, but, my brother was back there on his 1987 MotoGuzzi Lemans, so we were...

I practiced for over one year and the best I can manage is 1.8x 60' times. Usually I am in that range now due to repeating my bad technique so many times. I still run the stock gears and OEM rubber with the suspension set for corner carving. Usually, I can run 35 psi in the rear tire and launch...

Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a...

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far andwould just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought abucket and garden hose. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer andpicked...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a...

one pound NY Steak and too lazy to BBQ

Altitude should not impact SAE numbers since the dyno will correct for all that when using SAE correction. Did you take a floppy so you could get the data from the run. You can download the DynoJet Run Viewer freeware and do all kinds of things with the data. My first dyno in bad DA at over...

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom; "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay ". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now...

NEW LAW COMING FROM CONGRESS -- AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of...

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the...

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I am a weak to average rider and my Busa is basically stock and it really does not pop into wheelies very easy at all. If I wish to leave a traffic light briskly, I just let the clutch out and drive off. The Busa pulls very nicely from a near bog in first and it would be very rare for anything...

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