TWISTED WISHES!

[Projekt]

granted but your bike is stolen the next day


i wish that the skies would clear off and it would be beautiful through this weekend

Granted but then you suddenly discover you have severe allergies so you are stuck suffering indoors.

I wish for world peace...

 

[thrasherfox]

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I wish for world peace...[/quote]
Granted, it was accomplished when Scientist were able to use DNA and bring back all the Dinosaurs (YEAH!!) unfortunately things got out of hand and the dinosaurs took back the planet, all human life has been devoured and once again the planet is peaceful

I wish I could win a solar system for my house

 

[screamin kanji]

solar system? or solar panel electric system?

either way, GRANTED! but now the extreme hot and cold months are dark as night, and you find yourself having to power solar panels with a box of matches.

I wish for a 240 Fat Tire kit complete with chrome wheels.

 

[mzrsq]

Granted, but your bike will only roll in reverse.

I wish I didn't work so many hours.

 

[Projekt]

Granted but it is because you went blind in a freak accident..

I wish that I could fly up to the sky so very high..

 

[SAMBUSA]

Granted but it is because you went blind in a freak accident..

I wish that I could fly up to the sky so very high..

Granted but your plane suddenly catches fire and there are no parachutes.


I wish I still had my Hummer

 

[pbghost]

granted, but it has been retrofitted with a california emmissions equipped 3 cyl out of an old suzuki samuri and repainted in a hello kitty theme

I wish I could make the eureka springs MnG

 

[Lurch]

granted, but it has been retrofitted with a california emmissions equipped 3 cyl out of an old suzuki samuri and repainted in a hello kitty theme

I wish I could make the eureka springs MnG

Granted, but this org being what it is, nobody else is there because they donated all of the time off to you so you could make it.

I wish all Motorcyclist could get along regardless of what we ride.

 

[fsusux]

Granted, but everyone else had to cancel so you'll be quite lonely.

I wish I could see my grandson more often.

 

[Projekt]

Granted, but everyone else had to cancel so you'll be quite lonely.

I wish I could see my grandson more often.

Granted but you begin to suffer from alzheimer's dementia and don't know who he is.

I wish that I could be with a different gorgeous woman daily..

 

[pbghost]

I wish I could see my grandson more often.

Granted but you begin to suffer from alzheimer's dementia and don't know who he is.

I wish that I could be with a different gorgeous woman daily..[/quote]
granted, but you have permanent e.d.

I wish my ranchero project was complete, so I could give it to my dad

 

[thrasherfox]

I wish I could see my grandson more often.

Granted but you begin to suffer from alzheimer's dementia and don't know who he is.

I wish that I could be with a different gorgeous woman daily..

granted, but you have permanent e.d.

I wish my ranchero project was complete, so I could give it to my dad[/quote]
Granted, but your dad decides he hates Rancheros and decides to by a Suzuki samurai stating they run much better than Rancheros ever did. He then takes the Ranchero you gave him and decides to see how many shot gun rifles slugs can be shot at it before it totally falls to pieces


I wish there wasn't always some kind of drama happening in life

 

[Projekt]

I wish there was no always some kind of drama happening in life

Granted but with serenity and peace comes the new plague killing 66% of the population

I wish that money wasn't so important these days.

 

[semi]

granted but you now have to spend every day looking for shells to trade with the neighboring tribe

i wish everyone on the .org would get a "get out of jail free" card

 

[pbghost]

granted, but now a days that's the only place to get 3 square meals and free a/c and healthcare

I wish that the mandatory seatbelt law would get revoked nationwide

 

[semi]

granted but you now have to wear full gear in all vehicles

i wish they would do away with the 186 mph restriction

 

[fsusux]

granted, but now a days that's the only place to get 3 square meals and free a/c and healthcare

I wish that the mandatory seatbelt law would get revoked nationwide

Granted, but now all motor vehicles are manufactured completely of bubble wrap.

I wish my wife's boobies were bigger.

 

[pbghost]

granted but you now have to wear full gear in all vehicles

i wish they would do away with the 186 mph restriction

granted... the restriction is no longer needed since the installation of speedbumps every hundred yards on paved roads

I wish the e.p.a. would outsource themselves to other countries, so our factories will come back stateside

 

[pbghost]

I wish that the mandatory seatbelt law would get revoked nationwide

Granted, but now all motor vehicles are manufactured completely of bubble wrap.

I wish my wife's boobies were bigger.

[/quote]
granted, but she leaves you for another and moves far away before you even get to see them, sticking you with the bill

I wish a Hooters would open up here in Sherman

 

[semi]

granted but they are only able to hire pre-operative transvestites

i wish there was a Hayabusa-only lane on the freeways that had no speed limit