TWISTED WISHES!

[Affatica]

Granted, but you'll be paid in monopoly money.

I wish the presidency was decided by a duel to the death.

 

[Scipione420]

granted, but you have to paint the bike in a paint scheme so it looks like a large "male organ", and has to be stretched 5 feet longer. (ride that lol)

ehem.


I wish I was allways content in all things in life

 

[fsusux]

Granted, but you'll be paid in monopoly money.

I wish the presidency was decided by a duel to the death.

Granted, but you'll be forced to watch as the combatants battle with no clothes on.

I wish I were 50lbs lighter.

 

[thrasherfox]

Granted, but you'll be forced to watch as the combatants battle with no clothes on.

I wish I were 50lbs lighter.

Granted, but you are finding it awefully lonley on the moon by yourself

I wish I could go back in time

 

[SnapAttack]

Granted, but you'll be forced to watch as the combatants battle with no clothes on.

I wish I were 50lbs lighter.

Granted, but you are finding it awefully lonley on the moon by yourself

I wish I could go back in time

Granted, but you were eatin by a T-Rex

I wish I had my Busa back.

 

[ktw88q]

Granted but it's in the back of your truck in boxes.

I wish I could hang out with my dad.

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted but it's in the back of your truck in boxes.

I wish I could hang out with my dad.

Granted, but it will be while you are rotting away in a jail cell


I wish my daughters grow up to be succesful and not have to depend on men

 

[Projekt]

Granted but it's in the back of your truck in boxes.

I wish I could hang out with my dad.

Granted, but it will be while you are rotting away in a jail cell


I wish my daughters grow up to be succesful and not have to depend on men

Granted but they grow up and take a woman as a life partner.

I wish that I could get a house in the mountains

 

[Affatica]

Granted, but it's on the site of a nuclear testing facility.

I wish I was a Jedi.

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted, but it's on the site of a nuclear testing facility.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Granted, but you are one of the 1st ones to be shot down



I wish I had a better paying job

 

[screamin kanji]

Granted, but you are cleaning pooh outta out-houses at County Fairs.

I wish my dream cabin home in the middle of 100 acres of woods wood be handed to me just cause I'm a nice guy.

 

[thrasherfox]

Granted, but you are cleaning pooh outta out-houses at County Fairs.

I wish my dream cabin home in the middle of 100 acres of woods wood be handed to me just cause I'm a nice guy.

Granted, your in luck!! on your 100 acre of woods you also have a stagnant stream that runs right by your cabin and is the main source of Mosquitoes for your entire state.

I wish my dog would stop chewing up my mail. I am worried about my tax incentive

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted, but you are cleaning pooh outta out-houses at County Fairs.

I wish my dream cabin home in the middle of 100 acres of woods wood be handed to me just cause I'm a nice guy.

Granted, your in luck!! on your 100 acre of woods you also have a stagnant stream that runs right by your cabin and is the main source of Mosquitoes for your entire state.

I wish my dog would stop chewing up my mail. I am worried about my tax incentive

Granted, but you have to spend your tax incentive at the vet to clear up your dogs intestinal problems



I wish I had a nice new E60 M5 to drive

 

[MO-BUSA]

granted, but there is no more gas!!!

i wish for a Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Win!!!!

 

[screamin kanji]

 

[Lycan]

Granted! The Chiefs win the Superbowl!

The first exiled NFL team to win the coveted cup of the Canadian Indoor Football arena championships!!

Back in the NFL the Cleveland Browns claim the Superbowl on American Soil!

I wish I was back at the Spring Bash with all the great folks I met

 

[Lurch]

Granted, but it is being held in the great state Of Alaska.

I wish all of our troops could come home alive and well from where they are.

 

[Projekt]

Granted, but it is being held in the great state Of Alaska.

I wish all of our troops could come home alive and well from where they are.

Granted but they return to the apocalypse.

I wish I could teleport myself instantly to anywhere I please.

 

[Lycan]

Granted...whoosh, you just accidentally teleported back into ancient mayan culture to find the truths of time, except you're next on the sacrifical altar to have your hear ripped out and offered to the sun gods...

I wish I could figure out if I want chrome wheels or trade someone for the gold ones on my 08!

 

[semi]

granted but your bike is stolen the next day


i wish that the skies would clear off and it would be beautiful through this weekend