TWISTED WISHES!

[PADEROLIS]

Granted, but the fish don't bite.

I wish...that the person below me wishes for something for me.

HA, YOU WISH!

I wish my buddy would stop setting up rides on the weekend and flaking out on them!

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but he's within 5ft of you 24/7.

I wish...i marry Milla Jovovich...(SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!)

 

[CraZyNOTRT]

Granted, but he's within 5ft of you 24/7.

I wish...i marry Milla Jovovich...(SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!)

Granted, but her Diamond plated carbon/titanium chastity under ware and bra can never be removed,cant be cut off, and key to lock lost forever, and can not be picked.


I wish to have all the powers of superman, with out the weakness to Kryptonite, or weakness to anything else and be immortal.

 

[twotonevert]

Granted but you live alone and will always be alone forever destined to be cast out of normal society.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

 

[lpmadsl]

Granted, but the bottle wasn't sealed properly at the factory, and it's flat.

I wish the 09 Busas were out already.

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but they come without a motor.

I wish for a Ferrari F430.

 

[jefferycarman]

granted but you can't drive your cardboard cutout

I wish I had some popcorn

 

[lpmadsl]

Granted, but only two of the three kernels actually popped.

I wish my boss would give me a 20% raise.

 

[99'busa]

Granted, but only two of the three kernels actually popped.

I wish my boss would give me a 20% raise.

granted he put phone books under your chair

I wish rev. would take his warnings back.

 

[Ranger]

Granted but now all post counts will soon be removed!
I wish we had no post counts