Rub man i love the humour but i seriously hope you are taking some huge steps to protect yourself from her hatchet attorney. I dont know laws up there in duh duh land but from what you are saying seems duh duh is crappy as heel for men. Is canada a fault country ? Meaning if you screwed up and caused this she can take you to the cleaners. Or vice versa. Or is it no fault where everything is split 50/50 period.
Nothing matters in these courts. You could be caught in bed with your spouse's mother and it would not mean shi7,if thats what you are asking. And BTW,my soon to be ex-wife's mother is about 80 years old.... so no.