I have neither time nor patience for tales of the elite...mostly because I am not one of them... 
...but I digress...
However, I found this story (shared by the daughter of the owner of the company where I work) so funny, that I decided it was worth sharing...
03.04.2009 paris bought a diamond dashboard
Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car. I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it. Like with a Garfield suction cupped to the window, or possibly a sticker of Calvin peeing, or a $283,000 diamond encrusted dashboard. The Sun says...
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: "I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession."
Now, this is the really funny part...
It might not be the greatest idea in the world to reinforce the surface you smash into during an accident with the worlds hardest rocks, but whatever. I’m certainly not gonna talk her out of ways to kill herself. Another fancy idea would be to have a silk scarf that loops around her neck anchored to the headrest, and reverse the brake and gas pedals so it's not like a poor persons car.
Every time I read that I bust up...
...but I digress...However, I found this story (shared by the daughter of the owner of the company where I work) so funny, that I decided it was worth sharing...
03.04.2009 paris bought a diamond dashboard
Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car. I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it. Like with a Garfield suction cupped to the window, or possibly a sticker of Calvin peeing, or a $283,000 diamond encrusted dashboard. The Sun says...
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: "I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession."
Now, this is the really funny part...
It might not be the greatest idea in the world to reinforce the surface you smash into during an accident with the worlds hardest rocks, but whatever. I’m certainly not gonna talk her out of ways to kill herself. Another fancy idea would be to have a silk scarf that loops around her neck anchored to the headrest, and reverse the brake and gas pedals so it's not like a poor persons car.
Every time I read that I bust up...
