Hah!!!!!
Busted Big Time
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Cobra Steve
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I'm with this guy.
FL Knifemaker
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DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Signed -
The Alpha Female
Hey VaBusa,
I only wound up here because of the wife..... Said she had to be here to work in her field (Paralegal) She aint had a job in the whole 9 years we have a been here. Told her she needed to change her profession to couch potato.....
Born and raised in a booming metropolis of 634 people right on the Ohio river. Shoot, I raised more cows each year than my town had people. If you aint from NJ dont never move here!!!!!
You know if I woulda shot her instead of marrying her, I would have been back home in Ohio on parole already.....
You crack me up my friend...
Maybe its time to buy her something, and not a VACUUM CLEANER! Dont ask me how I know this, I'm not telling. It doesnt have to be expensive, just something for her and her alone.
hell, i figured he did live down the street from me.. hahah.Just one question though...
How did a redneck end up in NJ? I was kind of hoping you lived just down the street from me!
Southwest Virginiiie. Redneck capital of the known universe. (and probably the unknown part)
as an example I submit the following..
friends TL broke down at a gas station.. starter button is screwed somehow or other.. anyway. I go to help/pick it up and there is a dude there in jeans, boots, cowboy hat, plaid shirt.. the works ya know.
looks at the bike a second or two and goes.. That ain't no harley is it? Them never break down!
after 15 seconds of "WTF?" blank stares. Mike (friend) says something about selling this bike and the guy goes..
"I never wanted one of them that you gotta sit like this ...
*proceeds to mimick sitting on a sport bike Head way down, hands are actually about 5 inches above head.. ass in the air.. hoppin' on one leg, with on pointing straight back.. makes motor noises* Imagine a superman flying stance,, gone terribly wrong and you got it.
I'd rather have one of them that ya can sit like this ...
*lays way back, arms reaching for the imaginary ape hanger bars, sticks one leg up in the air makes noise that sounds like POTATO POTATO*
Ya know.. like them mexicans ride."
WTF?
anyway.. so Mike tells him about the Harley has for sell (99 softwail custom if your interested.. nice bike)
he just kinda fuddled around about that and walked off.
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tell her you will get rid of the busa
and get rid of the katana
and get rid of the katana
Hmm.. that's what Gjoker did to me...That was a SET-UP?
Ohhhhh, he is gonna get an earful now!!!
Redneck, I sugges the blow up mattress also. You can prop it against the wall during the day.. kinda like a hide-a-bed!
Redkneck busa you are hillarious, I got tears in my eyes from these answers you are giving. I too bought my toys and did not let my wife know:
Grizzley 4wheeler- she went away with the kids to her moms and when she returned I had gotten my oldest son who is 5 a pw50 and I had gotten the 4wheeler.
Jeep CJ7- she was going to Oklahoma city for a hazardous materials class so I dropped her off at the airport and drove about 10 minutes away from the airport and bought the Jeep. She came home to that in the garrage.
Honda VTX- left on an FZ1 and showed back up about 2 hours later on the VTX, shoulda seen her face when I pulled up on that when she was sittin on the front porch.
Expedition- I drove her Jeep Grand Cherokee in to work one morning and came home with an Expedition, That one wasn't that bad because she gets to drive that one it's hers.
Grizzley 4wheeler- she went away with the kids to her moms and when she returned I had gotten my oldest son who is 5 a pw50 and I had gotten the 4wheeler.
Jeep CJ7- she was going to Oklahoma city for a hazardous materials class so I dropped her off at the airport and drove about 10 minutes away from the airport and bought the Jeep. She came home to that in the garrage.
Honda VTX- left on an FZ1 and showed back up about 2 hours later on the VTX, shoulda seen her face when I pulled up on that when she was sittin on the front porch.
Expedition- I drove her Jeep Grand Cherokee in to work one morning and came home with an Expedition, That one wasn't that bad because she gets to drive that one it's hers.
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Well if you dont have children and she doesnt work may I suggest the old iron boot to the curb. LOL There must be alot of love there. My ex GF was jobless for about 3 years I got sick of that fast come home to I am bored I need some money so I can go shopping. LOL I said get a job you will get some and not be bored. I cant imagine why she left me.
The Busa was another one, I ordered it about a monthand a half before I actually got it. I had to convince her it was her idea for me to get a new bike before it showed up. I kept taking her to the motorcycle stores on the weekend and she was feeling sorry for me because I had sold my other bike, she didn't know it was because I had plans on getting this one, so she said I know you love to ride so why don't you get you another bike before spring. Two weeks later my busa arrived and I had her drive to the motorcycle shop to pick it up , thanking her the whole time for "letting" me get another bike.
I got the same line of horse sh*t when we opted to buy two Harleys...
"it'll be time together" blah blah blah blah blah
Now his Harley sits in a garage all of the time and I've got a Busa...we hardly ever ride together...only bonding time is when I'm opening something else he's bought for my Busa or when he's opening another HD part made in China that I bought for him...
Yeah i heard that's where the toothbrush was invented. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been named a teethbrush.well, they have a few less teeth...
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Yeah i heard that's where the toothbrush was invented. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been named a teethbrush.well, they have a few less teeth...
See, this is funny because I was BORN in Colorado...otherwise, I'm sure a dozen or so of my plaid covered truck drivin' thugs would hunt you down...
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I'll tell ya, You all are coolest bunch of characters I have been allowed to have contact with (By order of the Mental Health Dept) for quite a while.
If any of you guys get lost and wonder into this neck of the woods you better be given me a shout.
Just hope the network security team is sleeping today, cause I aint got nuttin done expect laughing my butt off. You guys are a hoot.
As a matter of fact, it is finally above 50 up here and I got my Busa in the parking garage. Me thinks I hear her calling my name.......... "Get yer @$$ down here you good fer nuttin redneck" yep, it was her.....or maybe it was my wife/aunt/2nd cousin on the uncle who's in jail for moonshiningside/great neice telling me to take out the trash... Oh well at least I can handle one of them jobs.
See Ya Later
If any of you guys get lost and wonder into this neck of the woods you better be given me a shout.
Just hope the network security team is sleeping today, cause I aint got nuttin done expect laughing my butt off. You guys are a hoot.
As a matter of fact, it is finally above 50 up here and I got my Busa in the parking garage. Me thinks I hear her calling my name.......... "Get yer @$$ down here you good fer nuttin redneck" yep, it was her.....or maybe it was my wife/aunt/2nd cousin on the uncle who's in jail for moonshiningside/great neice telling me to take out the trash... Oh well at least I can handle one of them jobs.
See Ya Later
