Why, Why, Why!!!





mymaster

Dr. Frankenstein
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Why, Why, Why,?
??
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
almost dead??

why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know
there is not enough money??

Why does someone?
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check
when you say the paint is still wet?


Why doesn't?Tarzan?have a beard??

Why does?Superman?stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him??

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,?
why are there still apes??

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white??

Is there ever a day that mattresses?
are not on sale??

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized??

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance??

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try??

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures??

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well,
it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you
watch where you're going?'?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table, you always manage to knock something else over??

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat??

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes??

And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity is that one out of every
four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.?
??
 

Mr Bogus

Trouble Makers Inc.
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Lemme check with my other friend... You might know him, Titleist , he was introduced to me by Wilson, Wilson went on to be a big star in some movie, (was lost at sea however)

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F=MA

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Why, Why, Why,?
??

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well,
it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you
watch where you're going?'?
My response is always "That's okay, I have another."
 

djsin

Lily's Daddy
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#16
why do they call them apartments when they are together

why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway

why is the word abbreviation so long

:laugh: why is it that you cant have your cake and eat it too, I have had cake before and it was pretty darn good
 



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