I've seen most of these before but not on here
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a child proof cap and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
"How does it know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she
said, "It makes my teeth cough."
Diane (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended
toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a child proof cap and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
"How does it know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she
said, "It makes my teeth cough."
Diane (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended
toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
