I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whisper ed to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
.......Always keep your condoms in your car
I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whisper ed to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
.......Always keep your condoms in your car
