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[gurrera]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.

The directions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.
Gurrera

 

[dragonbusa]

Dam you got ripped off, mine had alot more free stuff and directions on how to not work for what i want and steal it from those who did!

 

[sanket_420]

 

[lil charlie]

 

[Sous]

Dam you got ripped off, mine had alot more free stuff and directions on how to not work for what i want and steal it from those who did!

Well now, since we all know that you got more, you must give up all of the extra stuff to those that did not feel like working for it. So, there will be some one from the government stopping by shortly to pick up your "stuff" and you can watch as they give it away.

 

[zukracer]

I'm totally using this one

 

[RedBull]

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