Two Chimps and a blonde

thrasherfox

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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was

flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up

to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My

problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken

to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want

to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?

I’ll give you $100 for your trouble."



"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were

ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped

into their seat belts. Off they went.



Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of

San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde

walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to

the amusement of a big crowd.



With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the

blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you

$100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left

over---so now we're going to Sea World!"
 
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