To my darling husband

DAB

Registered
To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want

to let you know about the small accident I had with the

pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,

so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned

into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on

the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is

slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to

a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted

personality you will forgive me. You know how much I

love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

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I think that could be some serious road rage. The dear honey is actually, a dear (ahem)...

Funny stuff.
 
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