JBradley0181
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> > The Pastor's Ass
> > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
> > it in the race again, and it won again.
> The local paper read:
> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> > publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the
> ; donkey in another race.
> > The next day, the local paper headline read:
> > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
> > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
> > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
> > headline the next day:
> > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to ge t rid of the
> > donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:>
> > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
> > buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
> > The next day the headlines read:
> > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
> > The bishop was buried the next day.
> > The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about
> > public opinion can bring you much grief and misery even shorten your
> > life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
> > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll
> > be a lot happier And live longer!
> > Have a nice day!
> > The Pastor's Ass
> > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
> > it in the race again, and it won again.
> The local paper read:
> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> > publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the
> ; donkey in another race.
> > The next day, the local paper headline read:
> > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he
> > ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
> > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
> > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
> > headline the next day:
> > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to ge t rid of the
> > donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:>
> > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
> > buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
> > The next day the headlines read:
> > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
> > The bishop was buried the next day.
> > The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about
> > public opinion can bring you much grief and misery even shorten your
> > life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
> > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll
> > be a lot happier And live longer!
> > Have a nice day!
