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THE LAND OF OZ.
Three former US Presidents and the current President get caught up in a
tornado...and off they all whirled to the Land of OZ!
They finally made it to the Emerald City
...and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
Well, I think I need a heart.
"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"The American people say that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally
asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
Three former US Presidents and the current President get caught up in a
tornado...and off they all whirled to the Land of OZ!
They finally made it to the Emerald City
...and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
Well, I think I need a heart.
"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"The American people say that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally
asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
