The Jumper

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Scar, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and looked up at the TV over the bar. The 10:00 o'clock news was on covering a story about a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a ten story building.

The blonde looked at Scar and says, "Do you think he will jump?"

Scar said, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Scar placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the man on the ledge did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Scar saying: "All is fair. Here's your money."

Scar replied, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde nodded her head, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Sorry Scar!
 
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And I thought this was going to be a movie review...... (The movie is ok btw after you accept that Anakin Skywalker is alive!)
 
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