The blonde and the blind

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a blind man walking down the street hears the sounds of a busy bar. being a hot day he decides to get a drink, We walks in and asks to be seated at the bar.
The hostess escorts him to the bar and just as she is about to leave in a loud voice he asks if anyone wants to hear a blonde joke.
The bar goes silent. The hostess knowing the man is blind offers him some advice.
"because your blind i'll let you in on a few things, first off I'm a blonde and this is my day job, I'm training for the MMA in a few weeks. Second the bartender is also blonde and she benches 220 and is a pretty big lady with a short temper, lastly the women next to you is the next contender for the middle weight boxing championship. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a few seconds and says "not if I have to explain it 3 times"

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I got it, but only after reading it the second time. I then looked in the mirror and saw a few light colored hairs on my head.
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