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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore under fiction. |
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. |
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? | A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt." |
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A: Tell him you're pregnant. |
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out. |
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year old's to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
Q: Where should 60-plus year old's look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year old's when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember these!" |
If you SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor! | Gurrera |
