She Won the Lottery

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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Anyone hear where the felon won a lottery and now they say they aint paying? WTF?
 
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Anyone hear where the felon won a lottery and now they say they aint paying?  WTF?
HA!   Fine by me.  Criminals should not have ANY RIGHTS whatsoever
Concur! I think in order to cut our costs and losses, we should only let them shower once a week, and only give them hot meals three times per week. I suspect it could be utilized as an additional deterrent to crime.

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Anyone hear where the felon won a lottery and now they say they aint paying?  WTF?
I can't remember what he did , it wasn't real bad but he was on probation and one of the terms was NO GAMBLING . Well he won , I think $100,000 on a scartch ticket . Now the state is not paying . Wasn't this in New York just a couple weeks ago ?
 
probation violation... export him to the west texas tent city prison and send me his winnings. just my .02
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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