Recipe for getn bigdiesel bigdrunk!!!
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HEEEEEYYYYY!!! wassup ya'll? yeah, I got a lil' tipsy last night-but Del:I drank all that alcohol inside 2 hours, didnt spend all night wandering around from pub 2 pub wif me mates, getn shite-faced and dancing in the local roundabouts!
I can drink a WHOOOOOOLE lotaa beer-majority of my ancestral bloodline is German, and I usually go to GermanFest here every year n git down, but last Nov. I developed a problem in my kidneys from taking too much Ibuprofen for my neck injury (flew off bike last year coming thru a tite left-hander; hit the curb parallel n kinda jumped/flipped off n rolled bout 100'), it raised the levels of 2 types of acids in my kidneys too high n my digestive system has been f'kd up since...cant handle even half the booze I used to drink.
I'll put it in perspective-this year for my b-day I had a total of mebbe 8-10 drinks over 4 hours.
my b-day in '05, I started drinkn at 10pm-finished a bottle of Jack by 11:30, then a few more double-shots of Jack, and I think about 6-7 shots of Patron Platinum...in the 'Gentlemans Club' where I used to work...and Amy was there with me!
I dont really remember much cept i bit a dancer on da booty while she n Amy were givn me a dance, and I motorboated the doorgirl (36 Fs-who wouldnt?
)...then I stumbled out around midnight (2 hours for all that booze-now I get lit on like 1/4 of that) and passed out in my truck for 3 hours-till i 'earled in it n then went to bed.
so-now I drink less, party more...when i actually go out to party. I had to last nite cuz some of my friends from the club scene dont have my new cell# n vice versa, so this was the only way to get some of my invites out. Worked well, cuz I saw about 10-20 people last nite who didnt hear from anyone else about the wedding.
I can drink a WHOOOOOOLE lotaa beer-majority of my ancestral bloodline is German, and I usually go to GermanFest here every year n git down, but last Nov. I developed a problem in my kidneys from taking too much Ibuprofen for my neck injury (flew off bike last year coming thru a tite left-hander; hit the curb parallel n kinda jumped/flipped off n rolled bout 100'), it raised the levels of 2 types of acids in my kidneys too high n my digestive system has been f'kd up since...cant handle even half the booze I used to drink.
I'll put it in perspective-this year for my b-day I had a total of mebbe 8-10 drinks over 4 hours.
my b-day in '05, I started drinkn at 10pm-finished a bottle of Jack by 11:30, then a few more double-shots of Jack, and I think about 6-7 shots of Patron Platinum...in the 'Gentlemans Club' where I used to work...and Amy was there with me!
so-now I drink less, party more...when i actually go out to party. I had to last nite cuz some of my friends from the club scene dont have my new cell# n vice versa, so this was the only way to get some of my invites out. Worked well, cuz I saw about 10-20 people last nite who didnt hear from anyone else about the wedding.
awwww-yous' hurt mah feelins man! but I think I'll recover... rite after i whoop this hangover-ugh! had some bad Denny's at 3am...but I had a great nite!note to self....don't invite Diesel to parties....
Im with ya here. Unfortunatly I work in a prison and I understand the lingo perfectly.Can any of you guys write in English
So your real title is Herr Big von Diesel is it
, there are no roundabouts in the Fatherland, just traffic lights, also to old to get shidfaced, I have had too much practice. Do you get imported german beer for your GermanFest or is it that "girls pee" they normally sale in the States
Lay off the Wodka man if you have a kidney problem, beer is besser
Now no more cunning stunts, you ride safe
Now no more cunning stunts, you ride safe
vman1300
Never Forgotten
Looking a little ruff there.....
rough!?
watchu talkin bout, Willis? I was smoother than James Bond last night!
(n that pic was from a few months back when I was out-only had one drink n a buncha RedBull that night...in case ya dint notice thats a ICON jacket-n I aint no poser so if Im rockin bike gear, IM ACTUALLY RIDING A BIKE! I get so sick of all the "bike style" pleather jackets out there.
couldnt post pics from last nite- I was pretty good, but uhh...I think Michelle would need alotta band-aids for Amy n our friends
here's how we look when we're sober tho-
watchu talkin bout, Willis? I was smoother than James Bond last night!
(n that pic was from a few months back when I was out-only had one drink n a buncha RedBull that night...in case ya dint notice thats a ICON jacket-n I aint no poser so if Im rockin bike gear, IM ACTUALLY RIDING A BIKE! I get so sick of all the "bike style" pleather jackets out there.
couldnt post pics from last nite- I was pretty good, but uhh...I think Michelle would need alotta band-aids for Amy n our friends
here's how we look when we're sober tho-
vman1300
Never Forgotten
Yep, you were certainly faded!!! Way to much alcohol. I sticking to Cranberry Juice and Red Bull!!!you wanna know what it takes to get BigDiesel BigCrunk like a trunk? here's what you need:
2 Vodka/RedBulls (tall)
2 Vodka/Cranberrys (short)
1 Cherry Bomb
1 shot of Goldschlager
-add all into BigDiesel inside 2 hours and mix well=
you get one Crunkazz big mofo you DONT want fallin on ya!!!
(dont worry ya'll-took tha cage to tha club to see some friends n invite them to wedding saturday)
o, did I mention Im STILL faded???
Hey Panda-this IS fun shid!!! I like postin faded! fo-sho!
vman1300
Never Forgotten
Man we got way too much in common, I was working security in night clubs before I was even old enough to be in the club.oh, buh-leeeve me, brutha-i KNOW how to party! been working in nightclubs as security for four years...I seen a lot of crazy stuff too-alcohol REALLY changes people!
I was working when I was 17 years old. Man, what a job for a teenager with raging hormones, lol.
Sometimes I miss that job.........
Oh, you know. One of THOSE girls. The ones who get lit and dance on the tables all crazy like!One of "what girls"?I'm sorry.I did several years ago, second night of partying with Jimmy Buffett and his 35,000 other loyal followers...
It was ugly man; I can't even smell the stuff anymore without feeling queazy!
I was joking around, thinking you were one of "those" girls!
How do you do on Jagermeister?!
--Wag--
Only had Jager one night; no problems...just good times...I'm more of a sour drink person; whiskey sours are my favorite...
So, did BigD drink those last night then sign off or what? LOL
You know. THOSE girls!
--Wag--
No, I'm, ummm *clears throat* unfamiliar with those girls...Oh, you know. One of THOSE girls. The ones who get lit and dance on the tables all crazy like!One of "what girls"?I'm sorry.I did several years ago, second night of partying with Jimmy Buffett and his 35,000 other loyal followers...
It was ugly man; I can't even smell the stuff anymore without feeling queazy!
I was joking around, thinking you were one of "those" girls!
How do you do on Jagermeister?!
--Wag--
Only had Jager one night; no problems...just good times...I'm more of a sour drink person; whiskey sours are my favorite...
So, did BigD drink those last night then sign off or what? LOL
You know. THOSE girls!
--Wag--
I usually can't stand up straight enough to dance...
Welcome to the club. Glad I married a woman I can just lean on when occasion demands it!No, I'm, ummm *clears throat* unfamiliar with those girls...Oh, you know. One of THOSE girls. The ones who get lit and dance on the tables all crazy like!One of "what girls"?I'm sorry.I did several years ago, second night of partying with Jimmy Buffett and his 35,000 other loyal followers...
It was ugly man; I can't even smell the stuff anymore without feeling queazy!
I was joking around, thinking you were one of "those" girls!
How do you do on Jagermeister?!
--Wag--
Only had Jager one night; no problems...just good times...I'm more of a sour drink person; whiskey sours are my favorite...
So, did BigD drink those last night then sign off or what? LOL
You know. THOSE girls!
--Wag--
I usually can't stand up straight enough to dance...
--Wag--
CrashBomb
Registered
Isn't it great how he asks for English and then breaks out the East Ender rhyming slang to confuse us people on the other side of the ocean? I guess it IS English...sort of...if you're paying close enough attentionCan any of you guys write in English
Just messing with you. I actually do understand a lot of it. I've got a bunch of English friends and family. I have to ask though...grill teller? I don't think I've ever heard that one. Yeller? Feller? That one went totally over my American head.
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