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Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back ofthe store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes atthe front.
Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a dietcoke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to thecounters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages ofeight.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVERWONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our dark hair,but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made withreal lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a dietcoke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to thecounters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages ofeight.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVERWONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our dark hair,but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made withreal lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
