Philosophizing from a man's perspective




Joker

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


David Bissonette






After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Sacha Guitry








By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates






Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Anonymous






The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"


Dumas






I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud






'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous






'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison






'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


James Holt McGavra






Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Patrick Murra






The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


Nash






You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous






My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.


Henny Youngman








A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.



Rodney Dangerfield






A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous






First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


Anonymous
:laugh::whistle:
 

Joker

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The Bee Sting

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and
to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your stance is too wide.' :whistle:
 

Nick7

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Bc I am so good at comming off like a jack ass today I just sent those to my wife.. I hope she finds it as funny as I do!
 

chrisjp

GM of Haya's in the Hills
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A TOAST!!!!!! :beerchug: to our wives and girlfriends......... :beerchug: MAY THEY NEVER MEET
 
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