If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities locks himself in a room, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Would a fly without wings be considered a walk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If cops arrest a mime, do they tell them that he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving down the street and looking for an address, you turn the volume down on the radio?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds fee' on money they already know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called 'buildings' when they're already finished? shouldn't they be called 'builts'?
Why do scientists call it research when they're looking for something new?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why is "you ain't shitt" an insult?
Are church mice quiet because they know where they are?
If a psychic popped a Prozac, would there be a happy medium?
Does Donald Trump get confused when he's playing Euchre?
How can you be smarter than you think?
When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, is he having a bad day?
Why does that 5th dentist keep refusing to endorse Colgate?
Shouldn't it be "Roses are Red, Violets are Violet?"
What do doormats get treated like?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be called FedUp?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on Driver's Licenses of bald men?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why do they call it Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
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If someone with multiple personalities locks himself in a room, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Would a fly without wings be considered a walk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If cops arrest a mime, do they tell them that he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving down the street and looking for an address, you turn the volume down on the radio?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds fee' on money they already know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called 'buildings' when they're already finished? shouldn't they be called 'builts'?
Why do scientists call it research when they're looking for something new?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why is "you ain't shitt" an insult?
Are church mice quiet because they know where they are?
If a psychic popped a Prozac, would there be a happy medium?
Does Donald Trump get confused when he's playing Euchre?
How can you be smarter than you think?
When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, is he having a bad day?
Why does that 5th dentist keep refusing to endorse Colgate?
Shouldn't it be "Roses are Red, Violets are Violet?"
What do doormats get treated like?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be called FedUp?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on Driver's Licenses of bald men?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why do they call it Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
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