New diet for men............

[delboy]

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.



Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.  I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

I'm sure MC Mustang will have the history of this joke    

[ranman]

someone would try that died

[Aquaman]

OMG...that is too funny...

Every Xmas,we have my in-laws over on xmas eve.We always have a spread of 'pickings' laid out on the kitchen table.So before anyone got there,I says to my wife,"Lets put some of the dry dog food in a dish,and see who's dumb enought to eat it."
Sure enough,her sister starts crunching on it,and my wife and I burst out laughing....
She spit it out real fast!!!

I luv a good harmless prank!

[06BUSA]

[nitrousjunkie]

[basscrazy]

+1

[MC MUSTANG]

[BiG-T]

[Juggler]

That's good!

[Fate]

[BigBSBusa]

Good one.

[heavybusa]