My private parts died

[Acehole]

A chaplain went to the nursing home to visit an elderly women from his flock. He asked how she was doing today.
"I havn't been feeling myself lately." she replied.
The minister told her "Well, that's good. It's a bad habit anyway."

 

[Vstrom]

I wonder if he will ask Nurse Tracey for help when he gets ready to bury it?

 

[vman1300]

I wonder if he will ask Nurse Tracey for help when he gets ready to bury it?

 

[busaboyk7]

:banana
peanut butter jelly time...

 

[busaboyk7]

 

[busaboyk7]

he'll prob ask her to be a pall bearer!

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[PandaNin]

he'll prob ask her to be a pall bearer!

Sorry for the threadjack, but this post made me wonder where the word "pallbearer" came from, so I had to know.

A pall is the heavy cloth that is draped over a coffin. Hence the metaphoric term "casting a pall" on a gathering of people, by announcing bad news to the group. By metonymy, the term "pallbearer" is used to signify someone who bears the coffin which the pall covers


I feel better now.

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[bowwow]

IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

There is something wrong with me.

 

[FastBusa]

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[Rayabusa0818]

 

[EarlyBird]

 

[SAMBUSA]

 

[BusaBret]

The wifey is health care coordinator at an assisted living facility and she said you would be suprised how often you see such as this!!