Monty Python fans

[jessup]

Scripts for every episode of the television show.
Not that anyone would want this info.

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm



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[Mr Brown]

Aahh, the Ministry of Silly Walks..... I love it!

 

[DAB]

Thanks.

I grew up in the UK and during my formative years Monty Python was like a religion to me. It fundamentally changed my sense of humor into the warped, bizarre specimen it is today.

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[cache]

oh boy, ere we go.....


Norman Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Him I beg your pardon?
Norman Your wife...does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
Him Well, she sometimes goes, yes.
Norman I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
Him I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.
Norman Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it)
Him Are you trying to sell something?
Norman Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leaning over to him, making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say...no...more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)
Him But...
Norman (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose; gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?
Him She likes sport, yes!
Norman I bet she does, I bet she does!

 

[jessup]

figured you jokers would like it.

 

[Mr Brown]

Nudge nudge, wink wink.....

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Bloody HELL man!!

 

[jessup]

And one of my personal favorites " The Larch"

 

[cougar19]

Which is faster, the Busa, or the Ninja? The Ninj No! the Busaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!

Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni ah thats enough

 

[onerabidshark]

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[petereb]

"Let's not argue and bicker about who killed who. This is a wedding. It's supposed to be a happy occasion".

 

[Big Wall]

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