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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quatro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk..

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?        
    Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?      
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile



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I find this post completely inappropriate for this type of forum, and politically incorrect on many levels . First, it picks in illiterate people, many of whom today own computers and read the net regularly. Next, there is possible abuse of animals, the mocking of people with mental issues, sacrelige, more animal abuse [fish] [[PETA will hear about this!]], BLATANT innaccuracies surrounding safe milk production and more propaganda about it, urine jokes, the creation of a caste system involving the stereotyping and degredation of 'other' types of cycle riders, yet MORE mocking of limb-challenged animal friends for the morbid pleasure of others, the defimation of our founding Pilgrim forefathers, and even some north/south rivalry and the destruction of the nuclear family wrapped up in white-trash stereotyping. In all, I think I laughed at about 22 of them.
 
Q. How did the hillbilly find his sister in the forrest?

A: Pretty hot!
 
I need that Harley quote on my helmet for my husband! Ha ha...very funny!!
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