mj jokes

[fstbusa]

lets hear any funny michael jackson jokes.  I'll start



what did the guy say to michael while on the beach...?





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[Mikey D]

Michael Jackson.

 

[Big Wall]

Where did Michael go to college?


Bringem Young University

 

[Tree]

Did you hear that Michael Jackson is moving to PA?



























He's moving to Dubois. (pronounced Do Boyz)

 

[Kento-Moto]

How do ya know if MJ's got a date...?

- Check for tricycles parked out front of neverneverland.




Why did MJ call up Boyz2Men?
- He thought it was a delivery service.

Whats the diff between MJ & a grocery bag?
- One is plastic, white and dangerous to small children, the other carry's groceries.

:tounge:

 

[Mikey D]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

 

[GJoker]

What did MJ say to R. Kelly?





I'll trade you two fives for a ten...  

 

[Haywood]

lets hear any funny michael jackson jokes.  I'll start



what did the guy say to michael while on the beach...?





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That's freekin' funny!