>>> MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.
>>>
>>> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO
>>>SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT
>>>SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN
>>>ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
>>>OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR
>>>IS RECOMMENDED.
>>>
>>> FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION
>>>THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE
>>>NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE
>>>WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN
>>>WOMEN.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
>>>6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
>>>SENTIMENT.
>>>
>>> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
>>>TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST
>>>ACTIVITY.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO
>>>SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT
>>>SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN
>>>ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
>>>OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR
>>>IS RECOMMENDED.
>>>
>>> FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION
>>>THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE
>>>NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE
>>>WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN
>>>WOMEN.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
>>>6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
>>>SENTIMENT.
>>>
>>> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
>>>TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST
>>>ACTIVITY.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>