Maintenance Officers Vs. Pilots

[MC MUSTANG]

So, the Maintenance/Material Control Officer walks into the ready room, and the pilots in the squadron are having a heated debate regarding whether sex is work, or pleasure. One of the boot pilots says "well, with my girl friend, it's about 70% pleasure and 30% work". One of the more salty pilots sparks up "with my wife it is 50/50". The CO finally chimes in and says "well, I've been married for 18 years and it is about 30% pleasure and 70 work". At this point the MMCO huffed and turned to walk out of the ready room, disgusted. The CO calls out, hey, MMCO. Get back in here. We need you to settle an arguement for us. Do you think sex is work or pleasure? The MMCO looks around the room, then back at the CO. 100% pleasure, the MMCO states, very matter of factly. The CO askes "How the hell did you come up with that number?" The MMCO replied "Because I know all of you lazy bastards and if there were any work involved, you'd try to find some enlisted man to do it for you."

- woot.

[omslaw]

[MC MUSTANG]

Must not be too many Maintenance Officers on the board....

[vincent]

Damn right!

Besides, they would probably break it if they did try to work.

[nitrousjunkie]

[Devil Dog]

I'm

right now....but this thread made me

a bit. Thanks

[MC MUSTANG]

I'm

 right now....but this thread made me

 a bit.  Thanks

Glad I could be of service.....

[gunslingerjr]

lmao

[USMCBUSA]

Not a maintenance officer but i am an enlisted man and that is the truth if I ever heard it .

[MC MUSTANG]

Not a maintenance officer but i am an enlisted man and that is the truth if I ever heard it .

Well, I speaketh the truth, Kimosabe!

[MC MUSTANG]

This joke went over a lot better with a bunch of pilots.....:O

[hemroid]

[bigdr]