Look what i found on ebay

[The Oracle]

No PC ya lost big time ya shaved to many nads

what is it with this shaved nads stuff??

I mean I trim a bit with a beard trimmer... But, shave 'em??

YIKERS... Smooth as a baby's azz.

Ew.

I used to shave my belly to show off my 8-pack during climbing season... But, now I am older and wiser... And, fatter. heh.