A better ride would be in the sack with a Brazilian woman, or any with some italian in them and then piss her off. Of course you might wind up dead after, but what a ride!!!
The woman's version is she mounts up, cowgirl style and when everything is going well, just kind of moan out, "I'm so glad you don't mind having sex when I have a yeast infection." Then try to hang on for 8 seconds, etc. etc.
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