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LCB

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions...

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear "Boy, these feel just like your sister's."

"Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds."
 
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Hey GM.... Did ya get the big 'ol shiny belt buckle to show for it?
 
(LCB @ May 23 2007,11:58) Hey GM.... Did ya get the big 'ol shiny belt buckle to show for it?
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he probably got a big ol' shiner but it was more in the face region
 
The other variation is you tell her that her sister is better!


Good one!
 
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