Kim Kardashian

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I wish someone could simulate an authentic Punk'd situation where all these guys here on the .org are saying they'd pass (sans the married fellows, but I still have my doubts even then). I have a feeling that if it came to it, things would go down a little different.

Are we talking about a first time encounter without any knowledge of what she has done or worse yet, where she has been? If i were to judge her solely on her looks, sure, she's a very attractive woman. However, it's not her physical traits that make her unattractive. Save perhaps that rather obscenely large posterior. Looks like two bulldogs fighting in her pants.

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Hey you only live once and your body is the only instrument you own...with that said, here's a quote to live by:

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh!t, what a ride!"

George Carlin

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Jackie Guerrido she ain't :)
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Kate Beckinsale is HOT !!!:wow:

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Dude the spanish channels always have ridiculous women on them. It could be a telethon for paraplegic kids and the girls would be smoking hot with sad panda faces. LOL

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To paraphrase Borat: "KK have vagine like sleeve of wizard..."

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El chesto es mucho grande!

"el chesto" is spanish for bewbs.

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Jackie Guerrido she ain't :)
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It's a good thing I don't stand a chance with any of these women...I'd be drinking a lot of bath water! She's smokin'!



exactly!!!
I agree, given the right perspective (say a life partner), but here's the way I see it. If you're going out stunting, the bike you're riding doesn't need to be a fine tuned, top dollar machine...pretty much anything with some decent torque & horsepower will work. Would it be nice if it were a Ducati or an Augusta...sure. Seems to me like you're applying unnecessary qualifications for the bike you'll be using to stunt. I guess if you got it like though...:bowdown:

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Would it be nice if it were a Ducati or an Augusta...sure.
Yeah, but a "Ducati" will probably cost you a fortune, be very high-maintenance, and you'd only get to ride her occasionally.
A "Japanese" model would be cheaper, more reliable and would beg to be ridden hard!

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Kim kardashien had botox?!?! how old is she?!? she already needs work done?!?!? Oh and for what?!?!? Is it just a thing to do?!?

I don't get it.??? Then again, I don't watch brainless shows like that.

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el chesto.........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

But I comprende or comprendo....who cares.

Yo Quero El Chesto Por Favor.
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