joke of the day

Bruce Bell

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On January 9th, a group of 5 bikers were
ridding west on the 401 when they saw a person about to jump off the High Bridge .
So they stopped. Ruff_1 their leader, a big burly man gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,
"What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump,why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After they finished, Ruff gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Ontario, Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar. You could be famous if you rode with me.
What's your Name?
And why are you committing suicide?"
My name is Norm and "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."


It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
 
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