Bruce Bell
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured
by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the bad
news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill
you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and
then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that
you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take
ze sword." the chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la
France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "a
pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he
points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows
his brains out. The New Yorker says, "gimme a fork." The
chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The
New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all
over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The
chief is appalled, even for a cannibal. He asks, "My God
almighty, what are you doing?" ...
... The New Yorker says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid
ass!"
by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the bad
news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill
you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and
then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that
you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take
ze sword." the chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la
France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "a
pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he
points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows
his brains out. The New Yorker says, "gimme a fork." The
chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The
New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all
over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The
chief is appalled, even for a cannibal. He asks, "My God
almighty, what are you doing?" ...
... The New Yorker says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid
ass!"
