A Soldier walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
"A state-of-the-art watch?" the woman asks, intrigued. "What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," the Soldier explains.
"What's it telling you now?" asks the woman.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties .." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Soldier smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
"A state-of-the-art watch?" the woman asks, intrigued. "What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," the Soldier explains.
"What's it telling you now?" asks the woman.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties .." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Soldier smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
