Is that a rooster in your pants?

[Vonderbach]

A guy walks up to the movie theater and asks for two tickets, one for him, the other for his pet rooster. The lady tells him, NO ANIMALS. So he sneaks around the corner and puts the rooster in his pants and smuggles him into the theater.

The movies starts, when a lady sees him unzip his pants. She turns to her friend and says "that guy just unzipped his pants!" Her friend says "once you've seen one c*ck, you've seen 'em all.

She say, "yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn!"


GROAN.....

[Evil_keeps_me_young]

[cipher5791]

[dadofthree]

[ktw88q]

[ibified]

*drum hit*

[greyrocket]

[macon454]

[BusaWizard]

[pbghost]

ooooooo his pet had its p3cker in her popcorn

[FrankPeden]

niiiiiiice

[FastBusa]