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A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning
briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish
its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all
assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
before and
he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He
posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of
it was
"pleasure?"
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A
lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor
of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the
time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who
was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS
opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has
to be
100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might
guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell
silent.
briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish
its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all
assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
before and
he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He
posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of
it was
"pleasure?"
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A
lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor
of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the
time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who
was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS
opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has
to be
100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might
guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell
silent.
