Involuntary Muscular Contractions

[thrasherfox]

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your a$$ hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

 

[00Negative]

Oh sh**!

I almost fell outta my chair!

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[Justyntym]

that's the best thing I read all day

 

[VaBusa]

 

[omslaw]

 

[LABusa]

Now that was funny as heck...

 

[Apex]

thats some funny shid right there i don't care who you are

 

[ike]

 

[Wag]

Hilarious!

--Wag--

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[gtrpimp76]

Being a pre-med student and taking Human Physiology right now, I thought she would reply "a change in the ionic concentrations of Ca++, Na+ and K+ along the electrochemical gradients causing an influx of Ca++ into the smooth muscle tissue's sarcoplasm from the sarcoplasmic reticulum. Then Na+/Ca++ ATPase pumps them back out to the T-Tubules and extracellular space to restore resting membrane potential to -90mV."

 

[extreemachine]

(gtrpimp76 @ May 01 2007,14:43)

Being a pre-med student and taking Human Physiology right now, I thought she would reply "a change in the ionic concentrations of Ca++, Na+ and K+ along the electrochemical gradients causing an influx of Ca++ into the smooth muscle tissue's sarcoplasm from the sarcoplasmic reticulum. Then Na+/Ca++ ATPase pumps them back out to the T-Tubules and extracellular space to restore resting membrane potential to -90mV."

That was my answer just wasnt sure if it was + or - 90Mv.


LOL J/K

 

[StuckInBaghdad]

Oh man I got tears in my eyes! That was good!

 

[GIXERHP]

 

[KanjiBusa]

So does that mean she was cheating on him? I guess you could say she was by herself

 

[thrasherfox]

(KanjiBusa @ May 01 2007,15:34)

So does that mean she was cheating on him? I guess you could say she was by herself

Either way, he wasnt around taken care of business if you know what I mean.

 

[TennBusa]

Thrasher, my girlfriend is a professor at University of Tennessee. I think she's still rolling around in the floor.

Dan

 

[thrasherfox]

(TennBusa @ May 01 2007,21:48) Thrasher, my girlfriend is a professor at University of Tennessee. I think she's still rolling around in the floor.

Dan

LOL

 

[chrisjp]

hmmmmmm.....mabey he wasnt deer hunting......mabey he was "snipe" hunting